About

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there. But I’m glad I do now! Welcome to this blog, yes, my blog, Told By No One: Stories From the Inanimate. I will be your captain throughout the duration of this bloggy-ride. Before we begin, I think you might need to know a few things about me:

• My name is Zachary Johnson
• I live in sunny, muggy, ugly Florida
• Because of that, I go to school at Florida State University
• I write and write and write and write
• My vices include: Iceland, Animal Crossing, eating spices, and squeezing stress balls

And there we have it, folks. Now you know a little about me. But what about this blog that you are deciding whether or not you should use your valuable time on? Told By No One is a blog of short stories either told or about no one. Think of it this way: have you ever wondered how furniture feels? What plants think? How rocks fall in love? If the answer is yes (or no) then this is the blog for you. And, rest assured, your time will not be wasted.

Your humble author thanking you for stopping by.